very bad sex...

From the series: Normal life for an UPB student
Episode: too many to count.... Very bad sex
Main characters: Me, Bia, Eve...
Director: God
OST: Rolling Stones- I can't get no satisfaction


What a normal student does in session, especially when the next day, at 8 am is taking a big exam??? The big majority is sleeping, eating, studying, but us.....:
 
Late 11th  February night, after a session of showing lousy pictures to Darky I've decided to study few more things for the shitty exam... My sweet tired and drained brain decided to punish me, at 2am with a "deep" sleep. After a resting and sweet night, full of non-concerns ( ya sure..) I've decided to woke, as a studious and working girl at 8.30 am. Full of energy, I took a shower, I ate... daily habits... After 3 hours on mint rubbing I've decided to go to the wonderful faculty, to study harddddd, meanwhile Bia called me, very carried away by the fact that we're going to the mountainside in the weekend. She seemed happy, she made me feel good, but, the " optimistic" biatch inside me, was, as usual a little bit skeptical, out of the blue.

Finally i left my "sweet" house and went to the faculty...

Arrived there, i found that there's no network connections... Usual and normal stuff for a technical environment, especially in an Electronics, Telecommunications and Information Technology faculty... But it's okay i said, we're a herd of engineers living in a place where there's no heat, light sources, power sources, etc. No need to complain, "look at the bright side: you'll study harder" I've said. So I did.

Meanwhile, someone closed the door from the class where i was. Well nothing special here, but there is no  door handle on the interior, and the only way to open the door is to enter the room... So... we're stuck about 40 min, where an urgent call of nature was playing with me...Funny, yah...

In this time, giant icicles is falling right in the front of the door from the entrance in za mighty faculty...I shouldn't mention the "skating-rink" from the campus...YEs dear faculty staff... we love you too...10x for providing us security, good conditions and great level of education...

Suddenly i felt sick....Hmm, pms is gone, well it supposed to be like that, because i;m going to the mountains..why i should feel good????No one of my friends or the people studying in that room had an lousy, damn nurofen...

Night comes, so my crazy girls arrived to the mighty "JEG" for a coffee break. We talk, we laugh, we talk... Eve decided not to go the exam, because of that ferocious male of her, Bia said that she had problems with the washing machine, etc..normal stuff.... At one time, Eve said that she had weird dreams about Laura and Bia, as usually i couldn't abstain myself and I've tried to interpret the dreams, saying that the girls we'll be upset with something....

At 11pm we decided to finally go home, not before going to hall to take some shits from there. We took Alex with us. At11.15 we arrived at the parking area, trying to get out of there. As usual, the parking sense of Bia helped us a lot, but in fact she did it well this time, the others cars blocked the exit...Hmm what to do what to do?? The ground is covered with wet snow.... a lot of snow...We decided to risk and go on the other exit(full of snow)... AAAAnd We're STUCK...HEEEEEELLLL YAAAA...Go and push the car: 3 pisi and one dude, the pisi showed their muscles and pushed the car, and Alex was trying to drive it....After some laughter, helping calls (poor Cretzu'), pushing harder, harder,IOOI...we did it, But the exit was still blocked....What should we do???

After turning on the alarm of the car that blocked the exit, the owner came and solved the problem.... We succeeded to exit from the parking area....Good..Now you may say that we're done....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Not in the deepest thoughts....
The shield of the car is broken..FUCK.....We borrow another car...Bia" OH, I'm living my life's drama...", i couldn't say anything to her, because she was right....
We're both Pisces and it seems that happiness is not our word...I was trying to be optimistic till the end...We're going back home with the borrowed car, meanwhile my grandma calls and tells me that is a power failure and i can't enter the block...ha ha ha ha ha.....
In her "normal" mind she said to me: come home, and wait for the power to come back in the front of the building....I said: " no, i;m going back to the faculty....", She said: " And where you'll sleep, are there girls..." .And i wanted to fuck her brains out in that moment...she rather see me like a poor dog sitting in the freezing night in the front of the building than going to faculty..

 Yes I;M GONNA FUCK EVERYBODY...happy now?

Buuut, I was still optimistic and i hoped till the end that the power will come back until we're driven Alex...And it did....

Now, is 3am and I'm studying hard...in 2hours i have to wake up..I so don't give a fuck about it...anyway i don't like what I'm attending right now....

Conclusions: Today it was like having sex with a guy that has no idea what is he doing, or who is extremely boring, or who while he fuckes you he talks about the exes, or his cookie is getting "harder"....

Another chapter closed from the saga: How to be fucked badly in three simple steps....*




*Steps: 1. Attend to UPB
             2. Study in vain
             3. Have "special " teachers....

Sorry for being so boring, i suck badly at telling stories...